Slang Haven
Safe and warm place for the homeless internet slang
sufficiently advanced slang is indistinguishable from witchcraft
Words
frageless
Something so fragile and useless it needs its own word.
A: What do you think of this JavaScript debugger?
S: Looks fragile and useless.
A: Indeed. Frageless.
mostlyn't
Lazy mostly not
.
The code I write often works, but mostlyn't.
yafs
Yet Another Framework Syndrome.
What JavaScript feels like today.
4sho
Because "for sure" is too much to type for sure.
lgtmbnt
Looks good to me but needs tests.
Used on PRs.
ponyfill
Like prollyfill, but ponies.
The term prollyfill is an anti-pattern, use ponyfill instead.
unicornessencefulglowy
An adjective for the day you're mentioned as being godlike on a friend's Twitter profile who announced he's going to work at a large social media company soon.
P: Check out my profile.
S: D'awwwww! It truly is a unicornessencefulglowy day.
hyper-*
See Hyper Slang
np hard
Synonym for "hard."
doofy
P: seriously, you wrote it here, should be just as easy to Edit the readme in the github UI.
B: yeah that was doofy of me
From "doofy."
observalized
Should be use when talking about making objects observable.
monkey-patchability
internet time
Roughly 200x real-world time. Not to be confused with Valve Time.
univorn
The opposite of hatred.
e-note
e-note sent to the original code writer requesting edit rights
Fresh from "The GitHub Dictionary".
Some crazy people also call it Pull Request, or PR.
reposotory
big chunks of code that can be edited by GitHub members
I guess we need some code in this repo to qualify.
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twireworks
When somebody makes a twitter firework coz of some breaking news.
trollified
Somebody's assuming you're trolling. See example
devices4
Like devices
, only less grammarificified.
https://twitter.com/addyosmani/status/390177964148928513
grammarificified
Something less grammar. See above.
whipster
web-hipster
https://twitter.com/roobijn/status/390178470359072768
to pull a lodash
hostile forking of some stuff
he pulled a lodash on my shit and now everyone uses his fork. bastard!
holyfuckshit
holyfuckshit > wtf
substacktive discussion
not the most objective way to have a discussion with someone.
pony slappin
Like duck punching
rember
Rememember is too hard!
pouch-coding
UXI
UX & UI.
https://twitter.com/sindresorhus/status/610529371959463937
jell (also jel, jels, jells)
I'm so jell.
Ur wat?
Jelous, duh.
I'm so jell of your slang.