joke

Jokes for python.

I was really sad, no package called joke. So I decided to create one, really fast. This package have some functions, that return some jokes, quotes or facts. If you are sad, use the joke packages. :)

Install

pip install axju-jokes

Command line

You can exit the function from the command line. There are two entry points:

$ joke
$ python -m joke

With no arguments, it will return a random joke, quote or fact. You can set one specifically API. For example some cat facts:

$ joke cat

Use help to see the possible API's:

$ joke --help

Examples

Some jokes examples

from joke.jokes import *
# This will import all joke-functions (geek, icanhazdad, chucknorris, icndb)
# Now you can use them to get some jokes.

# For example you can display 10 Chuck Norris jokes.
for i in range(10):
    print(chucknorris())

# Or get a random joke-function.
from random import choice
print(choice([geek, icanhazdad, chucknorris, icndb])())

Some quotes examples

from joke.quotes import *

# get a quote from quotesondesign.com
print(quotesondesign())

# you can get more then one with one request
for quote in quotesondesign(5):
    print(quote)

# and you can get the data
data = quotesondesign(format='data')
print(data['quote'])
print(data['author'])


# get quote from stormconsultancy.co.uk
print(stormconsultancy())

# You can set the ID to get a specific quote
print(stormconsultancy(id=2))

# the stormconsultancy-function give you also the data
data =stormconsultancy(id=2, format='data')
print(data['quote'])
print(data['author'])

Check also the example folder.

Import Easter Egg

>>> import joke.eggs
Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon.
His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

API's

To get the jokes, I use some open API's. If you know some missing API's, please contact me. Until now, the following API's are used.

• https://geek-jokes.sameerkumar.website/api
• https://icanhazdadjoke.com/
• https://api.chucknorris.io/jokes/random
• http://api.icndb.com/jokes/random/
• http://quotesondesign.com/wp-json/posts
• http://quotes.stormconsultancy.co.uk
• https://cat-fact.herokuapp.com/facts/random

Development

Clone repo:

git clone https://github.com/axju/joke.git

Create virtual environment for Linux:

python3 -m venv venv
source venv/bin/activate

Create virtual environment for Windows:

python -m venv venv
.\venv\Scripts\activate

Update dev-tools:

python -m pip install --upgrade wheel pip setuptools twine tox flake8

Install local:

python setup.py develop

Run some tests:

tox
python -m unittest discover
python setup.py test

Publish the packages:

git tag -a 1.0.3 -m '1.0.3'
git push origin 1.0.3
python setup.py --version
python setup.py check
python setup.py sdist bdist_wheel
twine upload dist/*