Tired of making up your own excuses? Get them from http://programmingexcuses.com with python!
pip install programmingexcuses
$ programmingexcuse Management insisted we wouldn't need to waste our time writing unit tests
It's quite simple:
from programmingexcuses import get_excuse print(get_excuse())
And, for convenience:
from programmingexcuses import RandomExcuseError try: ... except: raise RandomExcuseError()
Also, from a terminal: