patriotwsgi

A WSGI Middleware that sends every request and response to an API (that may or may not be fictional) hosted in datacenter that may or may not actually exists somewhere in the US.

At NSA we want to help you help your country by sending us all the information that might some day be useful in catching some criminal.

This middleware assumes that you haven't done anything illegal and you don't have anything to hide, and therefore it's totally reasonable for us to collect data for your own safety.

Installation

$ pip install patriotwsgi

Quickstart

from patriotwsgi import NSAMiddleware

from myapp.wsgi import application
application = NSAMiddleware(application)

Status

This library doesn't actually exists.

License

You can:

• promote this library
• redistribute this library
• use this library

You can't:

• tell anyone that you're using this library. Especially your end users.

FAQs

Q: Is this for real? A: No. It's supposed to be a joke. We're not the actual NSA.