node-noop

Implements a noop function


Keywords
noop, i-cant-believe-its-not-butter, ironically-shitty, javascript, left-pad-level-dumb-module, satire
License
BSD-2-Clause
Install
npm install node-noop@1.0.0

Documentation

node-noop

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

  • Antoine de Saint-Exupery

What it does

Magikarp uses splash attack

Installation

npm install node-noop

Usage

var noop = require('node-noop').noop;
require('fs').writeFile('file.out',"Ignore write failure",noop);

Alternatives

The npm package noop (github here) already has this basic functionality, but it doesn't do it in a very node-like way. He just sticks the noop function on the global scope when you require it.