FOAAS PHP Client
The best way to tell people to f* off in PHP.
Usage
You can install via composer:
composer require bmonteirog/foaas-php-clientInclude the Composer's autoload file into your script:
require __DIR__ . '/vendor/autoload.php';Now you can call all the methods available at the Bmonteirog\FOAAS\ClientInterface
$fuck = new Bmonteirog\FOAAS\Client;
// Lists all available operations
echo $fuck->operations();
// Response: {"message":"Please choke on a bucket of cocks.","subtitle":"- Me"}
echo $fuck->asJson()->bucket('Me');
// Response: "Fuck me. - Myself"
echo $fuck->asText()->me('Myself');
// Response: "Juliet, Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch! - Romeo"
echo $fuck->shakespeare('Juliet', 'Romeo');
// Response: "DO the fucking SOMETHING! - Myself"
echo $fuck->asText()->dosomething('DO', 'SOMETHING', 'Myself');You can check all the responses on the FOAAS official docs.
Content Negotiation
You can use the following methods to define the response type:
// Adds 'Accept: application/json' header
public function asJson();
// Adds 'Accept: text/html' header
public function asHtml();
// Adds 'Accept: text/plain' header
public function asText();
// Adds 'Accept: application/xml' header
public function asXml();Shoutcloud
You can also use the shout() method to integrate with Shoutcloud - ALL CAPS AS A SERVICE and get your messages shouted back to you.
// Response: "JULIET, THOU CLAY-BRAINED GUTS, THOU KNOTTY-PATED FOOL, THOU WHORESON OBSCENE GREASY TALLOW-CATCH! - ROMEO"
echo $fuck->shout()->shakespeare('Juliet', 'Romeo');
